Bradley Cooper apparently got what he wanted from Jennifer Aniston and has moved on to his next cougar: Renee Zellweger. The two were spotted having a romantic dinner Tuesday night in Manhattan, according to OK! Magazine: “Throughout the dinner… …read full story

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Nobody has a clue, or honestly gives a fuck, where this mysterious video of a naked Bar Refaeli came from today because it’s Bar Refaeli naked. To put things in perspective, if someone asked me “Hey, want to see… …read full story

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The good news for fans hoping to attend the Michael Jackson memorial on Tuesday is that they won’t have to buy $25 tickets.  The bad news is that they can’t buy $25 tickets.  Instead it’s now up to a lottery (here) to see how sad and empty their life is if they’re the big [...]

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- Kevin Jonas is engaged to his girlfriend of two years, and holy shit, is that an eternity of dry-humping. A lesser man would’ve shot himself. (Read: This guy.) [Pink is the New Blog] – Gwyneth Paltrow’s mouth continues… …read full story

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Since it’s basically been a bikini-fest today (A purposeful, Michael Jackson-free bikini fest!), I figured I’d post the latest shots of Robert Pattinson on the set of Remember Me in New York with Emilie de Ravin who divorced her… …read full story

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Here’s the last recording of Michael Jackson on June 23 rehearsing for his “This Is It” tour that, depending on who you ask, probably killed him. In the meantime, someone explain to me how the hell that guitar player… …read full story

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After this seemingly harmless Liz Hurley post last week, some dirty god damn hippie sent me an article claiming sexy sexist jokes lead to violence against women (here). It was really insulting, and I wanted to punch her right in the face, but all I had was her email. So I decided [...]

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While her custody battle for Michael Jacksons kids raged on over in LA, Debbie Rowe stared down a different type of adversary when she arrived on her ranch in Palmdale yesterday.  She was determined to shove some things up a horses ass, and she’d read about the power of the wolf shirt on Birkoph.com, [...]

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For almost two glorious, life-affirming minutes, Israeli model Bar Rafaeli rolls back and forth completely naked in this video for reasons that are written in Israeli. If I had to describe it with one word, it would be oh-my-fucking-god.

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