CASH WARREN IS AN IDIOT
The New York Daily News says that the reason Jessica Alba and Cash Warren broke up last week isn't because Jessica doesn't love him anymore, which is what Us Weekly said, but because she wanted to get married and he didn't. The News says:
"He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is," says an insider.
"It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."
Apparently Alba got serious pangs at the recent fairy-tale chateau wedding of her friend Eva Longoria.
"Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful," says the friend. "That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris."
This guy was smart to hold out. He can totally do better. Maybe he can fuck a golden beam of Gods love or a box filled with diamonds from now on, since that's pretty much the only thing even possibly better than Jessica Alba.
SEXY TRIVIA - if you fuck up typing "Alba", spell check recommends "labia". Spell check is a bunch of damn perverts.

