I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm still not entirely sure who Hayden Panettiere is. But here she is yesterday in a bikini in LA.  I know she's famous and she has a show on TV.  She probably plays like a doctor or something.  Who solves crimes.  That's usually what's on TV, so that's more than likely what she plays.  A veterinarian, maybe.  At a zoo.  And she has a Tiger of Justice who helps her solve the crimes.  And she says, "get em Sheeba" and then the Tiger of Justice mauls someone.  

Now that I think about it, that might be a pretty good show.  Talk about action!

NOTE - isn't she a little young to have an ass like this.