Lindsay:  Hi, I’m Lindsay Lohan.  I'm fat now, but I'm healthy and off drugs.  Peace!
wwtdd:  Wow you got really fat.  Fuck you tubby.
Lindsay: I'm happier than ever!
wwtdd: Get back on drugs. Wait right there, I'll get you some cocaine.
Lindsay:  I love it here in Utah!  I love nature!
Picnic Bear: Go away fatty!  I am not dinner!  Where is all the fish?
Lindsay:  Fish are good when fried.