SOMEONE IS BUYING BLACKOUT - Britney Spears album "Blackout" will debut at number 1 next week, with projections saying she'll move roughly 365,000 copies.  Sales are higher than some thought but she won't top Carrie Underwood, who is this weeks number 1 after selling 527,000 copies of her sophomore album, "Carnival Ride".  Britney will however top her sundae. With marshmallows, Oreo bits and another sundae.  Zing!

SOME GUY IS GOING TO JAIL - Actor Lane Garrison - who you might know from "Prison Break" but probably don’t -  was sentenced to three years and four months in state prison Wednesday after pleading guilty to vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence and two other alcohol-related charges.  In December 2006, Garrison, 27, crashed his Land Rover SUV into a tree in Beverly Hills, killing a male teen passenger and injuring two teen girls also inside the car.  Garrison - who had a registered a blood alcohol level of over .15 the night of the crash — also admitted he gave alcohol to minors.  So, I think it's safe to say that unless this dead kid somehow comes back to life in 40 months, this dude got off pretty easy.  

SIENNA MILLERS NIPPLES.  AGAIN. - instead of "Hippie Hippie Shake", they should seriously just call this movies "Pieces of Sienna Millers Tits and Ass", because I've seen a thousand pictures from the set, and that's clearly the plot.