Controversy on "American Idol" last night, after Paula Abduls drunk ass told finalist Jason Castro that his second song left her a little empty. Quite possibly because he didn’t sing a second song. Randy tries to cover for her, but Paula blurts out, "Oh my god, I thought you sang twice". To be fair to Paula, it is hard to be moved by things that don't happen. Why just this morning I was not invited to judge the Brazilian Supermodel Secret Cocksucking Championships. You might think that was a big deal, but whatever man. I might not even do it.