Anne Hathaway's shady ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri has been arrested twice in the past 6 months, once for bouncing a $215,000 check and another time for pretending to be a representative of the Vatican and duping investors out of millions.  Just last week he was investigated again by they New York State Attorney General's Office for undisclosed reasons.  So how did the feds learn so much about him?  The New York Daily News says…

A pal of jailed wheeler-dealer Raffaello Follieri suspects Hathaway spoke with the FBI shortly before they arrested him for an alleged $6 million con job.
"It makes sense," the friend said. "She's referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up."
Hathaway, who is not identified by name in the criminal complaint, split with Follieri shortly before his arrest last week. He is charged with posing as an agent of the Vatican to fleece investors out of millions.
"I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting Follieri until she was out of the country," the friend said.

They must do seaweed wraps at the police station because girls love talking to the GD cops.  They drag the police into everything.  Not saying this dude didn’t deserve it, just that’s its unsurprising if Anne turned him in.   Girls will call the cops if they see a bug or because Kelly is such a bitch, whereas a guy could accidentally parachute into an alligator farm and his first call would be to his friend to call him a fag.

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Amy Winehouse performed at the Glastonbury festival over the weekend and attacked a fan during a song. Supposedly, somebody tried to “grab” Amy (Cocaine is a helluva drug.), and she responded by throwing some elbows of fury. The crazy part is, she’s not even looking while she’s letting those death knobs fly. As of this post, no charges have been filed and the police aren’t launching an investigation. BBC News reports:

“The ‘lashing out’ was when someone tried to grab her hair and she reacted,” the spokesman said. He added that “one person misbehaving” did not spoil the singer’s enjoyment of her performance.
But footage of the incident did not clearly show what provoked her lunge.
The Grammy-winning singer was on fine form and in good voice for most of the set, going some way to dispelling fears about her health. She jumped down into the security pit for the last two songs, separated from the fans by a crush barrier.

If you watch the video after the jump, you can see that maybe, perhaps Amy Winehouse should’ve rested up from her hospital stint before interacting with the public. When she’s not trying to thank them for buying tickets by breaking their faces, Amy performs exactly like I walk home after a night of drinking: All kinds of wobbly and thinking “How did I end up in heels again?”

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Spencer Pratt has responded back to comments made about him on Letterman by Mary-Kate Olsen. I’m sure when he got the call he squealed “OMG! Me me me!” Then he pushed Heidi Montag in a puddle and kicked a puppy. I have sources. Anyway, here’s what Captain Oily of Anal Brigade said to Us Magazine:

“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see,” he told Usmagazine.com Friday. “She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me.
“I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

Okay, first off, Mary-Kate doesn’t need Spencer for publicity. Heath Ledger covered that check. Second, who the hell is Spencer Pratt to call out an Olsen twin? Those two had a billion dollar video franchise before they realized they hate solid foods but love opiates. What has Spencer done? Besides being the boy who wished hard enough for his sister’s Barbie doll to come to life. Horrible, vapid, man, he should’ve wished for G.I. Joe instead life.

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Kazakh supermodel Ruslana Korshunova fell off the balcony of her New York apartment over the weekend and fell 9 stories to her death.  Just 20-years-old, she had appeared on the covers of French "Elle" and Russian "Vogue".  Her death has been ruled a suicided, but at least one close friend refuses to believe it.  The Sydney Morning Herald says…

Kira Titeneva, who described herself as Korshunova's "best friend", told the New York Daily News: "There's no way she would have killed herself. She loved life so much."
Ms Titeneva was also quoted in London's Daily Mail as saying: "I talked to her on Friday night and we were talking all the gossip."
Another friend told the paper that Korshunova, who would have earned around $5200 for a catwalk show, had been sending money home to her family in the former Soviet Republic of Kazakhstan and was "one of the sweetest, nicest people you'll ever meet".
The unnamed source told the paper the model had just returned from a modelling job in Paris and seemed "on top of the world".
"There were no signs. That's what's driving me crazy. I don't see one reason why she would do that," he said.
Korshunova's doorman, Mahmoud Nakeeb, was also quoted in the Daily Mail as claiming the model seemed happy when she came home about 4am on Saturday.
"She came in this morning, she smiled, no sense of depression," he said.

This is fucking sad.  This page is supposed to be empty, light-hearted nonsense but there’s nothing funny about suicide.  Unless you’re hanging yourself and all your kicking makes your pants fall down.  I think it would be okay to laugh about that.  “Holy cow,” I bet you would think, “this is gonna be one of those days.”

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A new chapter has begun in the Rob Lowe sex scandal that everyone forgot about. James Maclear, a former chef for the Lowe’s, filed a declaration Friday that the ex-nanny accusing Rob of sexual harassment might be a cock-crazy psycho. Legally speaking. TMZ reports:

James Maclear says he worked for the Lowes as a chef from June to December 2005. In that time, he claims Jessica Gibson had an “overtly flirtatious manner.” He says within hours of meeting her she “changed into hot pants and was laying on the kitchen floor with her legs open in a very suggestive manner.”
He also says Gibson aggressively pursued him — on several occasions telling him “she was very horny” — even though he told her he had a girlfriend. He says once at a friend’s birthday party Gibson paraded around a pizza joint singing the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me” directly to his girlfriend.

James Maclear also claims that he never saw Rob flirt with Jessica and that she’d been reported to her supervisor for her “constant sexual innuendo.” Intriguing. There’s only one way to get to the bottom of this: I’ll have sex with this so-called nanny which will allow me to prove if she was molested by Rob Lowe. I think. The important thing is I’ll lose my virginity. Ha ha, I kid. I lost it weeks ago to The Geekologie Writer’s mom. Best bumper car ride EVER.

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Cristiano Ronaldo and his Spanish supermodel girlfriend Nereida Gallardo are still on vacation in Sardania, Italy, today, and I think I speak for everyone when I say that Ronaldo and his fabulous life can go fuck themselves.

(picture source = inf daily)

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OK! magazine says today that Lindsay Lohan has just discovered she has a 13-year-old sister, born when her father Michael was still married to her mother Dina but having a relationship with another woman.  OK says…

Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! that, while married — but at the time separated — to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.
In a statement to OK!, Michael says, "Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."
In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl's mother where he says that his secret daughter "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not." He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed "Love Daddy."

They say Michael has never met the girl or paid any child support, which is for the best.  The new kid could be raised on an island of pedophiles and it would be better off.  After screwing Lindsay up to the degree they have, Lohans shouldn’t be allowed to raise a cactus, much less a human being.

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Continuing International Soccer Stars and their Bikini-clad Ladies Week on The Superficial, I’m posting pics of Nereida Gallardo who’s vacationing in Sardinia with boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. These shots are from today, but I also added some from yesterday because, well, BIKINI. I bet you guys read this site while stroking your chins and thinking “Clearly, this man is a master wordsmith.” To which I say, please, I’m just a simple writer - with golden hands given to me by Zeus himself. Accurate anecdote.*

*AKA True story.

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Three days ago, Amy Winehouse left the hospital after being told that if she continued to do drugs and smoke and drink, she would die.  Amy didn’t do any sort of rehab, then walked out of the hospital and onto the path to salvation.  With a cigarette in her mouth.  Then yesterday she walked out of some London store with three bottles of alcohol in her hand.    What could possibly happen next.  I bet it's shocking.

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Ranae Shrider is the woman who had sex with Vern Troyer in the now famous sex tape, and today she has broken her silence to say she’s furious that it got leaked.  Gee, no kidding.  Really, you didn’t want the whole world to see you get f’d by a goblin.  How surprising.  I’d be honored if my gf did that.  In fact I’d project the film onto the side of a mountain so the whole world could see a wooden toy come to life and rape my girl.  Splash News says…

Ranae Shrider has admitted she is furious that a sex tape featuring her and Austin Powers star Verne Troyer has appeared online. The 22-year-old aspiring model said about the sex tape: "Do I look like I should be smiling about this" after being spotted by the paparazzi having coffee in a Starbucks in LA. Shrider also admitted that she still lives with the 2ft 8inch star in the same apartment where the sex tape was shot. When asked when she had moved out, Shrider replied: "We still live together." Asked if she was going to profit from the release of the sex tape, Shrider said: "I don't know." Shrider claims that the home movie was stolen, and illegally distributed without her knowledge.

My gag reflex won't allow me to think about this for long, but just imagine you’re a girl, lying in bed naked and you look down and there’s a monster from a fairy tale looking up at you from between your legs, it's little tongue flicking against your clit.  I bet if you get her stoned enough, he could just crawl inside her and flail around.  I can’t be the only one who thinks this sounds more like something out of "Hostel" than it does a night of passion and intrigue.

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