JAMIE SPEARS IS STILL IN CONTROL
On February 1st, Jamie Spears was named the conservator of his daughter Britney’s estate, and despite of lifetime of inept parenting up until that point, there’s no denying that Britney Spears seems better off because of it. She just seems healthier. Less crazy. And today a judge saw no reason to mix things up just yet, and named Jamie as conservator until December 31st of this year (source = people.com). This would seemingly guarantee there will be no more of her head-shaving, paparazzi -attacking, vagina-flashing antics. I’ve got two words for Jamie Spears: poison cookies. I'll get you for this you bastard!

