Mark Wahlberg is a mumbly jackass, but even I admit the new trailer for "Max Payne" looks cool. More movies like this should use ice and snow. Blood is really striking when you see it on ice and snow. As my Finnish enemies know all too well, HI-YA!

Bonus: if you’re like me your trailer will be preceded by an ad for the Tampax Pearl. The marketers did a good job targeting their demographic. Tampons and violent game based movies, those audiences go hand in hand!