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Britney Spears talks about the lawsuit

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:29:29 +0000

Radar caught up with Fernando Flores yesterday, the first outlet to find him since he filed his lawsuit claiming Britney Spears beat her kids and sexually harassed him when he worked for her as a bodyguard.
He doesn’t really answer any questions, but he does look dumb as a rock. Because he [...]

Lindsay Lohan Wants a Baby

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:34:44 +0000

When she’s not colliding into them with moving vehicles, Lindsay Lohan secretly plans to put a baby in her uterus in hopes that it will help get her shit together, and let’s assume be used for practice in the driveway so she doesn’t almost murder somebody else’s. With her car. Like that time that actually Read More …

Kevin Federline Defends Britney Spears

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 15:34:30 +0000

Seen here being told the worst news of his life (“No chicken wings?! Girl, we out.”), Kevin Federline has stepped forward to defend Britney Spears from a new lawsuit alleging she sexually harassed a bodyguard in between ritualistic beatings of her children with a belt. Via People:
“He is satisfied that the allegations are a Read More …

Paris Hilton hid cocaine in her vagina

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 06:28:07 +0000

Paris Hilton used to hide cocaine in her vagina to sneak it past airport police when traveling, according to a new book. And also, just, according to common sense. It just seems like something she would do.
The book was written by former ‘Girls Gone Wild’ cameraman Ryan Simkin, and he [...]

Snooki is officially annoying

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:22:46 +0000

Snooki had her day in court today, following her arrest on July 30th in Seaside Heights for public intoxication and disorderly conduct, and even though she was given a sizable fine and two days of community service, the real loser was Lindsay Lohan. Because the judge in Snookis case officially recognized Lindsay as [...]

Heidi Montag Just Likes to Feel Useful

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:20:09 +0000

And now for the most shocking, and unpredictable news of the day: Heidi Montag is in a bikini! I realize some of you might not believe it, but let it be known, I admire your skepticism.
Here she is in Costa Rica yesterday pretending the paparazzi are somehow taking pictures of her from inside her house Read More …

Heidi Montag is in a bikini

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:19:17 +0000

Heidi Montag has been in Costa Rica for a few weeks now, but she keeps busy by pretending to sell a sex tape and pretending to divorce her husband and pretending get her implants taken out.
At least she better not get her implants taken out. Huge tits are the only good [...]

Oh, Good, They Remembered the Burrito

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:19:15 +0000

Twenty years in the industry, yet poor Carla never made it past burrito-stuffer. “But she’s got a crammer’s hands,” they’d often say…
I know I just posted pics from a Marvel movie set, but I’m a giant nerd and this is my blog, so here are the first stunt shots from Captain America in London today Read More …

January Jones as Emma Frost and Other News

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 23:18:16 +0000

- Lady GaGa almost Tim McGraw’d a bitch.
- Tom Cruise might be expecting. Don’t quote me on that.
- Katy Perry still has huge breasts and is therefore extremely important. Oh, thank God.
- Jessica Simpson is somehow meatier than Lady GaGa’s new bikini.
- Natalie Portman > Blake Read More …

Guess Where Paris Hilton Smuggles Drugs

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:17:39 +0000

Too subtle? You’re right.
In a new tell-all book written by former Girls Gone Wild cameraman Ryan Simkin, Joe Francis is accused of allegedly being stupid enough to use Paris Hilton’s vagina of all landfills as his personal coke mule, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Then again, I probably shouldn’t underestimate the convenience of large storage Read More …