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American Idol might still hire Jennifer Lopez

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:51:12 +0000

Despite being unpopular, unqualified, and a demanding pain in the ass, Jennifer Lopez is apparently still the producers top choice as the third judge on American Idol next season, and things could be official in just a few days. It’s astounding, but TMZ says…
…contrary to some news reports, there has been no [...]

Kendra Wilkinson: ‘Laurence Fishburne Needs to Support His Daughter Doing Porn’

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:08:17 +0000

Because who’s more synonymous with sex tapes these days? (Besides Kim Kardashian because that’s the only way she got famous, the only way.) Kendra Wilkinson was asked for her input on the Montana Fishburne situation this morning while doing an interview with TalkRadio’s America’s Morning News. Via Radar Online:
“…. He has to be there Read More …

Mel Gibson’s Ex Wants 10x More Child Support

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:05:45 +0000

“Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.”
Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40,000, according to TMZ:
Mel currently pays Oksana the tidy sum of $5,000 a month in child Read More …

Lindsay Lohan is not naked in ‘Machete’

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:50:51 +0000

Jessica Alba is in Italy this week for the European premiere of ‘Machete’ at the Venice Film Festival. Lindsay Lohan isn’t there because no one likes her, but she probably should be because she has 3 naked scenes in ‘Machete’, and everyone has been talking about it for like a year.
Or maybe she [...]

Kat Von D & Jesse James Are Ready to Flaunt Now

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:03:12 +0000

Less than six months after Sandra Bullock very publicly learned Jesse James was banging what’s left of Hitler’s secret stripper battalion behind her back, here he is with Kat Von D at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood last night because they fell in love playing Scrabble and now she wants to Read More …

Lindsay Lohan Hit a Baby

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:02:00 +0000

Whoever thought it’d be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan her license back has to be kicking themselves this morning – assuming they even have a soul and/or a capacity for logic (Jury’s out.) – because just slightly over a week after being released from rehab, she’s already hopped behind the wheel of a Read More …

Lindsay Lohan is banned from her own movies now

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:47:39 +0000

Kim Kardashian was on the Tonight Show earlier this week, and Leno asked her why she never got into trouble like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
I don’t know what she said, I didn’t see it, but they talk about it on Us.com if you care. He might not have even mentioned Lindsay to [...]

Thursday morning headlines

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:44:56 +0000

PARIS HILTON – is lying. She said she borrowed the purse that had cocaine in it when she was arrested in Vegas. If that’s true, she borrowed a purse identical to this one, which she bragged about on twitter in July. Shocking, isn’t it? Just when you think you know someone. [...]

T.I. and his wife were arrested last night

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 07:44:23 +0000

T.I. could be facing three years in jail after he and his shockingly fug wife were arrested during a routine traffic stop last night in West Hollywood.
According to radar, the officer “smelled a strong odor of marijuana”, searched the car (a 2010 Maybach), found “a controlled substance”, then arrested T.I. and his [...]

Michael Bay offers a $50,000 reward, needs google

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 04:41:06 +0000

‘Transformers’ director Michael Bay offered a $50,000 reward on his website earlier this afternoon, asking for information about the video that’s everywhere this week, the one showing some little bitch in a red hooded sweatshirt, cackling with delight as she drowns several puppies.

“There is a disturbing video going around the news outlets. It’s a [...]