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Happy 4th of July Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:53:02 +0000

Hey, everybody, I’m going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here’s a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed… …read full story

Britney Spears gets one Frappucino closer to crazy

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:41:07 +0000

Seen here Thursday feeding her Frappucino addiciton, Britney Spears is not wearing a wig and has actually dyed her hair black again. Perhaps the stress of touring is bringing out the Britney of yore. Who knows? Maybe she just… …read full story

Megan Fox and Michael Bay hate each other

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 09:40:55 +0000

While Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen dominates the box office to no one’s surprise, Megan Fox and Michael Bay are trading barbs in the press after she recently shit on the film because it focused on special effects and… …read full story

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:39:20 +0000

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam’s no looker, I still don’t get what she’s doing with Lindsay who, let’s face… …read full story

Justin Timberlake is tired of Jessica Biel

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:38:50 +0000

Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel’s ass despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and “Goddamn!” NY Daily News reports: “Things don’t look good for them right now — they’ve hit… …read full story

Michael Jackson's final rehearsal video

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 06:34:28 +0000

Here’s the last recording of Michael Jackson on June 23 rehearsing for his “This Is It” tour that, depending on who you ask, probably killed him. In the meantime, someone explain to me how the hell that guitar player… …read full story

Kim Kardashian in a bikini

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 05:31:51 +0000

Ever had a fantasy about Kim Kardashian grilling you delicious hamburgers while wearing a bikini? Your dreams have come true, my friend. Provided you ignore the fact her ass is conveniently missing in every shot which is kind of… …read full story

Cheryl Cole: 'Hey. Are my breasts hanging out?'

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:31:41 +0000

Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud celebrated her 26th birthday last night wearing a dress that apparently exists for the sole purpose of making me go “Aw, c’mon!” Seriously, if I had an archnemesis, one day he’d have me strapped… …read full story

Debbie Rowe wants the kids and restraining order against Joe Jackson

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:30:29 +0000

Debbie Rowe has thrown down the gauntlet and plans to seek custody of Michael Jr. and Paris who she maintains are her biological children. NBC Los Angeles reports: “I want my children,” Rowe said during a 90-minute phone conversation… …read full story

Jessica Simpson had to throw off some golf games

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:29:23 +0000

These are shots of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem and signing autographs at the AT&T National yesterday which Tony Romo participated in. I have absolutely zero patience for golf, so hats off to Tony for being able to… …read full story