http://www.thegaper.com Just another WordPress weblog Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:37:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en These are pictures of High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale spending her birthday in Hawaii. If you have no idea who she is, please, switch lives with me. In the meantime, I guess she's hot - sort of. I dunno. Hold on, my penis just wrote me a note: "I quit." ... http://www.thegaper.com/2008/07/04/ashley-tisdale-in-a-bikini-3/ If you’re reading this somewhere other than the United States today, you should know that today is our birthday.  The US has been awesome for 232 years now, and so today all of us bas ass motherfuckin Americans will celebrate by putting our hot chicks in bikinis and shooting fireworks ... http://www.thegaper.com/2008/07/04/america-kicks-ass/ Someone send Hawaii some cameras from this century immediately, because Halle Berry is there today doing a photo shoot for her new perfume, and she looks fantastic despite the fact that she had a baby just two months ago.  At least I think she looks fantastic.  It’s hard to tell ... http://www.thegaper.com/2008/07/04/halle-berry-is-somewhat-attractive/ The National Enquirer broke the story last night that Lee Grivas, the 26-year-old boyfriend of Christina Applegate, was found dead in his home yesterday after an apparent heroin overdose.  So it turns out heroin might be bad for you.  Oh I know, I was surprised too.  They should put something ... http://www.thegaper.com/2008/07/04/some-guy-is-dead/ Happy 4th of July, everybody! On this most patriotic of days, I encourage you all to think about the sacrifices made by our forefathers. Sacrifices that allow a guy like me to write freely about breasts without the King of England coming into my home and teabagging me, if I recall ... http://www.thegaper.com/2008/07/03/marla-maples-in-a-bikini-happy-4th-america/ Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single Megan Fox is single.  Monsters and Critics says…The 22-year-old actress is said to have ended her four-year relationship with former 'Beverly Hills 90210' star Brian Austin Green, 34, because she feels too young to settle down.A source close ... http://www.thegaper.com/2008/07/03/megan-fox-is-single/ Paris Hilton thought up a TV show that will undoubtedly make me pay random strangers to throw an axe at my face. It's basically The View but hosted by famous celebrities who will tackle such topics as the paparazzi, career management and, most importantly, girl talk! At last, a show ... http://www.thegaper.com/2008/07/03/paris-hilton-pitches-the-tv-show-from-hell/ These are pics of Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis wearing a bikini on the set of her latest movie. You may remember her from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, or some crazy YouTube video where her breast keeps falling out on Italian television. Somebody get this woman an Oscar. No, make that ... http://www.thegaper.com/2008/07/03/elisabetta-canalis-in-a-bikini/ Britney Spears, seen here with her bodyguard, is secretly back at it with Adnan Ghalib. But this time Britney is pulling some James Bond action and using her vagina (It shoots darts.) to get back a sex tape Adnan made with her, according to the Daily Mail: But sources claim the ... http://www.thegaper.com/2008/07/03/britney-spears-adnan-together-again-for-the-very-first-time/ These are pictures of High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale spending her birthday in Hawaii. If you have no idea who she is, please, switch lives with me. In the meantime, I guess she's hot - sort of. I dunno. Hold on, my penis just wrote me a note: "I quit." ... http://www.thegaper.com/2008/07/03/ashley-tisdale-in-a-bikini-2/